Cut to the attic.
Dawson, Joey, Pacey, Andie, Audrey, and Chris are watching television. A ‘friends’ episode has just finished.
Pacey chuckles.
PACEY: Aw man…that was good. Hard to believe there’s only a few episodes left, huh?
Dawson stops the tape.
DAWSON: Everything has to end eventually, right?
JOEY: Unfortunately.
ANDIE: Well, with reality shows slowly taking over, there will soon be no sitcoms.
Dawson shrugs.
DAWSON: All the more reason for people to watch more movies.
Audrey rolls her eyes.
AUDREY: What’s with all the negativity about reality shows?
JOEY: They’re repetitive.
ANDIE: They’re depressing.
DAWSON: They’re tedious.
Audrey shakes her head.
AUDREY: You people are no fun!
She crosses her arms and pouts.
Pacey gets up and faces the group.
PACEY: Now, you people all know what tomorrow is, right?
CHRIS: Saturday?
Joey sighs in relief, leaning her head backwards.
JOEY: Two days of freedom.
Pacey laughs.
PACEY: Slight correction, guys. Tomorrow is February 14th…know what that means?
Andie smiles at him warmly.
ANDIE: Valentines Day?
Dawson groans.
DAWSON: Wonderful.
Joey gives him a confused look.
JOEY: You’re kidding me? The ultimate romantic hates Valentines Day?
DAWSON: I don’t hate it, per say. It just has some painful memories associated with it. Memories of Jell-O shots and spending the night in jail.
Pacey chuckles.
PACEY: Well, I don’t know about you two, but I intend to make the most of it. Andie and I…we’re gonna have some fun.
JOEY: We have fun.
Chris scoffs.
CHRIS: If by ‘fun’ you mean the whole Friends-ish melodrama you two get into every Wednesday.
Dawson gives him the ‘evil eye’.
DAWSON: You’re over-exaggerating.
Pacey laughs.
PACEY: Oh, is he?
Pacey messes up his hair. Andie gets up as well, walking up to him.
PACEY: Hey, you wanna come over and watch movies?
Andie half-smiles then starts to stroke the side of his face seductively.
ANDIE: Oh, of course. You know how much I LOVE watching movies with you?
Joey rolls her eyes
Pacey looks the other way, pretending to ignore the way Andie is cuddling up to him.
PACEY: Oh, woe is me…I sure with I had a girl to make out with.
Andie looks at him angrily. Suddenly, Chris gets up and walks by the two of them. Immediately, Andie walks over to Chris.
ANDIE: Hey.
Chris’ mouth hangs open.
CHRIS: You’re cute.
ANDIE: Thanks.
Pacey looks at Chris angrily, then walks over and turns him around.
PACEY: Hey?
Pacey swings his fist forward, as Chris pretends to be knocked out.
Andie shoves him.
ANDIE: What’d you do that for?
PACEY: I didn’t like the way he was looking at you. Yes, even though I’m not attracted to you in the slightest, I become insanely jealous whenever anybody else is.
Dawson crosses his arms, and gives the two of them a sour look.
ANDIE: I like you, you oblivious idiot!
Pacey gives her a shocked expression.
PACEY: B-but…we’re just friends! This is all so shocking. Wait…I need to analyze this to death now. Sure, she’s a knockout, but I couldn’t possibly be good enough for her. This is just so frustrating. Blah blah blah. Yack yack yack. Blah blah blah!
After a moment, Pacey runs towards her.
PACEY: I changed my mind…I want you!
Andie acts as if she’s not interested.
ANDIE: Oh, I changed my mind, too. Not interested.
She heads back towards Chris, whom Audrey is helping to his feet. They walk over to the side, arm-in-arm.
Andie turns back to Pacey, leaping into his arms.
ANDIE: Take me now!
They start kissing passionately. Immediately, Dawson and Joey start to complain.
JOEY: Oh, for the love of…
DAWSON: You’re completely…
JOEY: That’s not…
Pacey and Andie start to laugh.
PACEY: (mockingly) We were on a break…
ANDIE: (mockingly) No we weren’t…
Andie ruffles his hair.
DAWSON: Ok, you did NOT just compare me to Ross Geller?
Pacey grins, then looks at Dawson/the camera.
PACEY: Come on, Dawson…as if anyone would ever want to watch a show about us?