Cut to the attic. Dawson and Pacey are sitting in front of the television
On it, 'Raiders of the Lost Arc' is playing. The main character takes off his jacket, showing all the bruises and cuts he received
INDY: (wincing) I don’t need any help.
MARION: You know you do! You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
INDY: It's not the years, honey...it's the mileage.
Dawson points at the screen
DAWSON: Ok, look at that! Right there. What is with this 'Spielberg has never done a love scene' crap I keep hearing? Perfect example of a love scene right here.
PACEY: You know what I don't understand? What kind of a guy would fall asleep when Karen Allen is throwing herself at him? I don't get it! I just don't!
Dawson laughs
PACEY: You know, at times like this, I understand your fixation on Spielberg. This movie rocks. Ok, 'Crusade' is better...but this gets props for being the first.
DAWSON: Shouldn't we be worrying about our own movie, Pace?
PACEY: Relax. It's not until tomorrow. Everything's set. The equipment's there, we started casting...everything's under control, don't you worry your little head.
They continue watching. Marian tries to apply ointment, but Indy winces in pain)
MARION: Well, goddamn it, Indy, where DOESN'T it hurt?
INDY: (pointing to elbow) Here!
She kisses his elbow. He then points to his forehead.
INDY: Here.
She tosses off his fedora and kisses his forehead. He points to his cheek.
INDY: This isn’t too bad.
She kisses his cheek. Finally, he points to his lips.
INDY: (whispering) Here…
They begin to kiss passionately.
Pacey snickers
PACEY: Ok, now who does she remind you of?
Dawson raises an eyebrow
DAWSON: What? Joey?
PACEY: Uh huh.
DAWSON: Ok, first she's Audrey Hepburn now she's Karen Allen?
PACEY: Hey, I'm not the one who stuck her with the Julia Roberts comparison, dude!
PACEY: Come on. He's tough, has issues with her dad. She knew the guy when she was a kid. Brunette. Attracts heroes and villains alike.
DAWSON: Oh, so now I'm Indiana Jones?
PACEY: (scoffs) Puh-lease. You don't have the right swagger.
Dawson sighs
DAWSON: Yeah, but look what happens? Marian doesn't show up in either sequels, so you know nothing really happened between them. Is that what I'm fated to with Joey? Breaking her heart, only to come back ten years later to find nothing's really changed?
PACEY: Ok, they say lightning never strikes the same place twice, right? Maybe it doesn't? Maybe, as much as we'd like to recreate the great romances of our pasts, it's an impossible situation?
DAWSON: So what are you saying? I should leave Joey behind and go off on my next 'great adventure'?
PACEY: Hey, that's what I'm doing, ain't it?
Dawson thinks for a moment
DAWSON: I'm not going to dwell on it. I'm just going to make Oliver's movie, and not worry about my screwed up love life. Or lack thereof.
PACEY: There you go. Just pretend we're not a pair of losers who can't get a date to save our lives.
Dawson stares at him
DAWSON: You're not helping! Shut up and watch the movie
Pacey chuckles